Suspect #2: Scott Hoole

Nickname: Commando Hoolio

Most common saying: Who’s the Daddy!!!

Occupation: drinking and eating.

Hobbies: pool, eating, drinking and a strange affection for nakedness.

Last Known Whereabouts: the Vine pub.

Mug Shot goes in here!!!!!

Most Common Offences:

  • Being naked.
  • Drinking copious amounts of Guinness.
  • Snoring.
  • Being too lively when he should be hungover.
  • Being really friendly to his favourite buddy Greg and making him nice food

Achievements:

  • Not going to sleep for a few days.
  • There must be some eating achievement.
  • Staying in the Vine until 5:10 am.
  • Chino’s regular customer award.
  • The all time two round speed record on Tekken 3.
  • Achieving blobby bloke status and then losing it again.

 

This man has been caught in many photographs, if you see him do not approach him unless you have Guinness, Black velvet or food to donate, he can turn nasty. His life has been tracked for some time and the following pages are provided to try and locate him now.